the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
I didn’t until now.
Franklin Clinton (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Michael De Santa (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
my life is just excitement and happiness over different children’s cartoons
Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)